Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Madonna Apologises To Australian Fans By Opening Sydney Fitness Club


If you found yourself disappointed by Madonna's recent tour cancellation, left with nowhere to express yourself amongst other beautiful strangers, then cry no more material girl.

Her Madgesty has just opened a brand new fitness club in Sydney, a multi-storey gym experience called Hard Candy, not to be confused with the longtime Melbourne club night experience Hard Kandy.

The gym, formerly V-Club on Druitt Street reopened after its Madgification yesterday, complete with pole studio and sauna, all adorned by large images of Madonna looking buff and/or striking a pose.

The Queen of Pop didn't make an appearance at the opening, presumably for the same family reasons that she cancelled her Australian tour. Considering her appearances at all three of her other clubs, despite their rather random locations like Mexico, Moscow and Chile, it's surely only a matter of time before the gym junkie herself hits the treadmill here.

Although the group fitness schedule includes dance classes directly inspired by Madonna's own workout routines, high cut leotards are not compulsory:

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